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God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in like 15 layers of irony?
- April

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Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?
- April

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I love games that turn people against each other.
- April

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Donna: Look what I found on Jerry’s Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.

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Ron: To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmare-ish hellscape.
April: Yay.

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I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.
- April

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This is an impression of my sister, Natalie.. “Hi, I’m Natalie, I like Ritalin and have low self-esteem!”
- April

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You don’t have to buy me things. I just like being around you.
- April

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